Definately not what Oscar Wilde had in mind

I just can't resist puns, especially when they involve my two favorite subjects: Sadism and The Muppets!
I borrowed this background from Google Images. I did not draw the background, obviously. (It's too well-drawn for me to have done it). But the icing on the cookie cake is how it unintentionally turned out - Oscar, for once, is empathetic, looking at Ernie like "WTF?" and Big Bird is oblivously waving Hello as if he's not witnessing Ernie getting the snot beaten out of him by a pissed-off Bert. Good job, Bert! I didn't know ya had it in ya! Ernie's not going to be sticking any banna's in your ear anytime soon!