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God Gets Gas

Bad taste rules! In this pic, Jesus has a bodily function. But being Jesus, his eliminations sound lovely, like classical music. And it smells like perfume. Gives new meaning to the song, Classical Gas!

Creative Projects

Sat Mar 21, 2009, 6:01 PM
Here's a list of all the creative projects I would like to do:

1. Finish my parody of DaVinci's The Last Supper cartoon starring the Muppets from Sesame Street, with Big Bird in Jesus's place.
The other muppets flank around him as his disciples.

2. Draw a mock-up of my Punk Outfit.

3. Do some guitar practice.

4. Write a story based on E.M. Forster's lovely Maurice.

5. Work out a the gym.

6. Read

7. Meditate.

Trouble is, I have the ambition of ten people and the work ethic of a snail with special needs. I get overwhelmed by all the projects I would like to do, but never get around to them.

Does anyone else have this problem? How do you deal with it?

Sometimes I wish I could just stick to one area: cartooning, writing, guitar practice. My attention is focused in so many different places. And the thing is, I never finish one project.
And like everyone else, I work all day, so I don't have time to do creative projects. And when I do something creative, the housework suffers. I am so disorganized. I need some Time Management.

  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: John and Kate Plus Eight on the TV
  • Reading: Healing the Addictive Personality
  • Watching: Myself run around in circles
  • Playing: With my neice
  • Eating: Aggrivation
  • Drinking: The nectar of the gods

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Chicago south suburbs
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: 3x
  • Interests: Muppets, writing, drawing, intense internet addiction
  • Favourite movie: Maurice; Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence, Love and Death on Long Island
  • Favourite band or musician: Beatles, David Bowie, Duran Duran, Fallout Boy
  • Favourite genre of music: All kinds
  • Favourite artist: Dali, Berkley Breathed, Jim Henson, Peter Max, Tim Burton
  • Favourite poet or writer: George Orwell, Ann Rice, JRR Tolkien, Poppy Z. Brite, Stephen King,
  • Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams, Anton Corbin
  • Favourite style of art: Surrealism
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Don't have one
  • Shell of choice: Chocolate
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything that gets crayon markings out
  • Skin of choice: The freckly, pock-marked skin on my bones
  • Favourite game: Hide the rent check
  • Favourite gaming platform: The one on the edge of the stage
  • Favourite cartoon character: Myself!
  • Personal Quote: "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." John Lennon
  • Tools of the Trade: Phillips screwdriver; WD40, Tim Allen's rewired Black and Decker (grunts)

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LOVE the quote in your sig :D I loved the way they fleshed out that idea in the Dark Knight. When the Joker first started explaining his back story in the movie I was disappointed (because it totally simplifies the character) but then when he started telling different versions of it - it was fantastic.

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you broke my heart so i broke your neck
Thanks! I always take my life philosophies from crazed cackling clowns.

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If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice.
- Joker to Batman. Batman: The Killing Joke.
Oh, I'm here! :hug:

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Every saint has a past; every sinner has a future

Sit back and fucking relax: [link]
Welcome back! So good to hear from you again! ((((((((((hugs))))))))
Missed you!

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If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice.
- Joker to Batman. Batman: The Killing Joke.
Hey! Thanks for commenting on my recent blog! It's always great to get responses from my DA pals!

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Read my DEAD DUCK graphic novel coming from Ape Entertainment in November 2009!
Find out more about Dead Duck at [link]
And you can read Dead Duck online now at [link]
No prob, Dude. I love your hilarious work, and I'm so glad that Dead Duck is going along great. Can't wait to see it!

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Just because old people are always crabby, have no social skills, complain a lot, have no sense of humor, blow their nose all the damn time, have no clue about technology, live in the past and can't wipe themselves is no reason to hate them!
Your pugs snore in D minor? How cool is that!

My elderly lab just has snort fests and my doxie just howls when I play the harmonica. He's never on key.
Hey thanks for stopping by my gallery and commenting. I really appreciate it! :D

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Connect the dots, lalalala, connect the dots, lalalala
No, thank you! It's always a pleasure to look through a talented artist's gallery!
Sorry for the lateness of this reply. I didn't find your comment until today.

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Sideshowjane
no prob!

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Connect the dots, lalalala, connect the dots, lalalala

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